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An old boxer that thinks he still has it
Hey
Look at that guy shadow boxing
Bless him he's definitely a john marbles
When two men engage in docking their penises so a woman can suck on both penises at the same time like she was playing a harmonica
My buddy and I met a girl last night and she gave us a John Popper
A sped black kid that goes to my school. He's funny but dumb as hell
Person 1: oh shit, it's John Chaplin!
A f'ing super CUCK
John F'ing Beck is the biggest super CUCK I've ever met in my life. John Beck is a CUCK
Man plays too many video games, you’ll never believe what happens next... John F kenedy
(Brad is playing video games in white kitchen. Enter Amy)
Amy: Honey, are you still playing that game?
Brad: Yeah, I’m on level 56. Now go away, you’re distracting me.
Amy: Brad, I just got this letter from my doctor. I have nose cancer!
Brad: Gross! I’m divorcing you, but not until my games over.
(Later. In parking garage, Brad enters with suitcase. He sees a Rolls Royce.)
Brad: WOW! That’s an expensive car! I’ll bet the guy who owns that is super rich.
(Amy exits the car.)
Brad: Amy! But, but how...?!
Amy: You see, after you told me you were leaving me, I stole this car to teach you a lesson. So you see, you can’t leave me if you’re dead!
(Amy jumps back in the car and runs Brad down. She gets out and leans over his crumpled body as he dies.)
Amy: So you see, there was no nose cancer, you were the cancer all along.
(Fade to white)
Dhar Mann: Hey Dhar Mann Fam! I hope you liked that message about why you should play too many video games and piss off your wife. Remember, we’re not just sharing videos, we’re changing lives!
A word to describe a men’s genitalia.
Wow Owen has a SMALL ‘John nory’