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On December 10th you have to makeout with someone named jr or junior for 10 seconds
Lip to lip contact with someone named junior for 10 or more seconds. That’s how you correctly kiss a junior.
January 7th, you need to find a tall Indian and kiss him. Only if ur hot, if ur ugly stay away
Wow that indian is hot and I heard he has a massive veiny cock im gonna kiss him as it’s national kiss an Indian day.
On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.
Good thing it's National Kiss a Short Person Day
September 16th is national kiss your girl friend day
‘Hey it’s national kiss your gf day babe’
august 8th, national kiss your girlfriend day!
bf: *kisses gf out of nowhere*
gf: why’d you do that?
bf: it’s national kiss your gf day!!
gf: oh, okay!
A sex act whereupon a man impregnates a woman, then gifts her with exactly enough Sugar (money) to buy a handbag at the local abortion clinic.
"I don't pay for abortions, I just give out Herschel's Kisses."
Poop stains in your underwear from pushing a turd out before you pull your pants down or have access to a toilet.
a premature heave ho that results in having poop in your undies.
Person 1: "Oh man, i gotta poop!"
person 2: "be careful! i hope you don't wind up with turdle kisses!"
person 1: "ewwww..."