Can i B my L on your Ts?

It stands for Can I Bust my Load on your Tits.
It was said by actor Jason Segel in the film "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"

I asked her " Can i B my L on your Ts?" she wanted me to put my P in her V instead

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i need to B my L on someone's Ts

I need to Blow my Load on some Titties

an expression used in Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Some variations:
gotta B my L on them TTs
i'm dying to B my L on someone's Ts
yo i gotta B my L on at least one T tonight.

Brian: You don't need to put your P in a V right now.

Peter Bretter: No, I need to B my L on someone's Ts.

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s me a p y o b

send me a pic of your boobs

hey (fill in the blanks) s me a p y o b

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a squared plus b squared equals c squared

Pythagorean Theorem:
A formula used to find the length of one side of a right triangle when given the lengths of the other two (c squared is the hypotenuse/longest side of the triangle).

Teacher: Does anyone know how we can find the length of the hypotenuse?
Alec Smart (Student): A squared plus b squared equals c squared!

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YBbJ8b78n b * II 556&^\gy5^ &u Y

When you accidentally fall asleep on your keyboard.

Person 1: Hey man, wake up.
Person 2: YBbJ8b78n b * II 556&^\gy5^ &u Y
Person 1: Oh, come on...

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i need to B my L on someone's T's

I Need To Blow My Load On Someone's Tits. (From the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall)

Rory: Hows the Sex Life?
Donnie: I Need To B My L On Someone's T's.
Rory: Me Too...

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B-Double E- Double R-U-N

BEER RUN!! a concept in which alchohol is limited at a party and/or kickback. And a few drunken individuals decide to go to a Circle K or Quick Mart...Run in grab a 30 pack or two, run out, and drive away.... works every time!

Steven- DUDE!! theres only 2 beers left
Other Dude- lets go make a B-Double E- Double R-U-N
Steven- totally

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