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Gay Mountain Moment

Having a meltdown as a direct result of hiking or cycling up a steep hill.

‘I think I’ll buy some jelly babies just in case Emma has a Gay Mountain Moment’

by ggowgal February 20, 2021


Thursday Moment

A happy great or romantic moment, used to confuse people who don’t deserve context.

That’s a Thursday moment

by TSK007 March 25, 2023


Brain dead moment

A phrase used to convey a moment, when someone does something out of either habit or instinct. Not to be used as a joke in front of an actual brain dead person.

Subject A: “Bruh! You closed the door in front of me!”
Subject B: “Sorry! Brain dead moment!”

by Mentally Screwed March 11, 2022


Jakob Moment

Jakob. Not stupid, usually. But sometimes when you hear something so outlandishly stupid, you just can't help but think, "Did you even have a single thought before you said that?" That's a Jakob moment.

"Wait, Canada is in Europe, right?"

"... Are you serious? No, you've actually got to be kidding me. What a Jakob Moment."

by Rat God. August 15, 2022


ButtFace Moment

When someone turns something completely innocent into something that is not innocent

"Oh wow I can't believe he just a DJ Monke into a masochist, now that is a certified ButtFace Moment"

by Jubbubbbu September 18, 2021


Shawn Moment

when shawn has a horrible take such as; flower boy>igor; faith is a 10; sour is 7+

that’s a shawn moment

by phoebebridgerleftfoot August 11, 2021


Bentley Moment

1. The self-indulgent, materialistic moment one has alone with their ultra-luxury vehicle. Usually a Bentley, but any six figure vehicle passes. 2. Any moment that while driving your ultra-luxury vehicle, women begin stalking you with their cars.

1. "I love the buttery soft upolstery. I bet I could stick my dick between the headrest and seat, and make myself cum."

2. "Look at all these bitches following me! An absolute Bentley Moment. I bet if I hung my cock out the window, it would start a fucking cunt riot."

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010