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Liking or commenting on everything you put on Facebook. Original by "Matt Harris"
She is pissing all over my Facebook, so I deleted her.
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This is where someone has all the gear and absolutely no idea. Jeff Lightfoot has absolutely all the fishing gear, however he hasn’t a clue, his wife is also whore
Being defined as “ Jeff Lightfoot has all the gear, no idea for fishing, however no idea as he never catches, his wife is hot
Nickelodeon all star Brawl is a Nickelodeon platform fighter
A day where fake people turn all their friends fake.
On All Fakes Day, the fake person turned all his/her friends fake. They were the fakest crew around.
A woman that can only achieve orgasms by making her partner orgasm.
She will perform vaginal, oral, anal, and hand job sex (all 4 ports).
She will do anything to make her partner arroused and reach orgasm- Including pleasuring a man's anus, prostate, and nipples.
These women find it very difficult or impossible to achieve orgasm any other way.
Such women do not find cunnilingus arousing as it is not a way for them to orgasm.
She might be ugly, but she uses all 4 USB ports.
There is nothing that woman won't do to get me off!
When a woman tells you "I use all 4 USB ports", you know she's the one!
A person who is incompetent in many different types of work.
He is utterly incompetent at everything he does, truly a dick of all trades.
Someone incompetent in all manner of work.
He is incompetent in everything he does, truly a dick of all trades.