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A mom who only has beige stuff for "aesthetics."
She's such a sad beige mom.
A Pacific Northwest origin, this term describes middle age ladies who have been so antisocial that they have developed a rash over their back and buttox.
At first I thought she had herpes, but it was all over. So it must have been the mom itch
P1: What are you doing?
P2: MORBANGING UR MOM!!!!
If your mom is nagging on to you about doing chores or some sort, say "ITS WORLD NAGGY MOM DAY I DONT HAVE TO DO ANYTHING YOU TELL ME TO DO!" And if they bring out the belt then run for your fucking life man.
Mom: Come here brat!
Kid: uh, I don't think so, its world naggy mom day which means I don't have to listen to you, bitch!
Mom: Okay, I guess you are right, since its world naggy mom day, I should stop being naggy...
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1. The physical act of you, or a friend, neighbor or other family member Ubering your children to various sports, school, scouts, or other extra curricular activities and events. However there is no expectation of financial reimbursement for this action.
2. The condition of picking up and driving your children (or anyone else’s children -upon request) wherever it is they need to be, providing they send you a text message to let you know where they are; where they need to be; and where they are going with little, or no advanced notice.
I’ll be leaving work early today as I’m Uber-momming the kids to soccer practice today.
national sesh with your mom day is february 19th
go grab a joint or a bowl and smoke with your mom because it’s february 19th!!! national sesh with your mom day !!