See what else is out there

A line used when letting a girl go and expecting her to not get upset. This is usually a last-ditch effort when breaking up with your girlfriend. This should be reserved for relationships that do not involve: 1.) A girlfriend that held a career as a model; 2.) A girlfriend with a large trust fund; 3.) The first girlfriend that actually seems to care about you.

"Erin, I'd just like to see what else is out there."

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what day is october 23

Slap ur moms ass day

I slapped my moms ass today cuz it’s October 23
What day is October 23

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Excuse me What the Fuck

A term used by people to describe displeasure or discomfort. It is correctly used while your right hand is in front of your face at chin height, with an open palm facing towards you with all fingers straight, and your left doing the same except higher and further forward.

"I'm sorry Kenneth, I forgot to buy you a Bionicle."
Kenneth: "Excuse me what the fuck?"

"Sorry Anthony, your Wizard 101 account has been banned."
Anthony: "Excuse me what the fuck?"

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What The Flaming Fudge Monkeys

Abbreviated as 'WTFFM'

A way to show enormous frustration without actually cursing. Taking from the popular acronym WTF.

Friend: "You do know that she's cheating on you right?"

You: "What The Flaming Fudge Monkeys man! You better be kidding!"

Friend: "Sorry dude, but it is true."

You: "Argh!"

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Thats what she said

A phrase said after something completely normal to make it sound sexual.

(TV Commercial for excercise equiptment) : Do you like it hard?
(Boy # 1) : Thats what she said !
(Boy # 2) : What are you talking about?
(Boy # 1) : If you say 'Thats what she said' after someting to make it sound sexual, it's funny.
(Boy # 2) : Oh okay, I get it.

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smell what The Rock is cooking

This quote is refering to what the famous wrestler 'The ROCK' says when he is about to smash into someone.

It basically means 'do you know what's on my mind ?'

--when a girl undresses you while talking in a foreign language--

-I've got no idea what you mean but I can smell what The Rock is cooking...

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if your gay say what

when you say "if your gay say what" very quietly so your friend cant here making them say "what"

Bob: Hey Bobby if your gay say what (very quietly)
Bobby: WHAT?
Bob: HAHAHA YOUR GAY!

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