Half and Half Party

A party in which the guys “conveniently” forget to wear pants.

As first mentioned in a classic episode of Billups and McBride.

McBride: "Chet, you know what we should do?"
Billups: "What's that Gabe?"
McBride: "We should throw a half and half party."
Billups: "A half and half party? What's that?"
McBride: "Well, we get some kegs and then the guys show up first and we all start drinking. Then when the ladies show up, we say 'Would you feel more comfortable if we put our pants on?"

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Party in my Pants

An erection.

Looking at that hot jailbait over there, I get a wild party going in my pants!

Hey Mick, I see you got a pillow on your lap. Party in your Pants?

I got a party in my pants

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tea bag party

when a bunch of americans, predominantly republicans, get together to bash the Obama administration, the government's apparent intent to brainwash all americans, and tax the US into poverty.

These are normally funded by wealthy republicans

dude!! some crazy shit went down at the tea bag party those rich guys put on at the town hall last night,

some guy was convinced the new Digital TV receivers were actually brainwashing machines..

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pink eye party

A sociable event where everyone participates in the passing of pink eye

Yo Nigga Lets Head Straight To A Pink Eye Party..Thats Shits Crackin

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party box

The waste receptacles found in women's restrooms used for the disposal of feminine hygiene products. Also can be used to refer to a box of tampons or maxi pads.

We all wondered why she was being such a bitch, then we realized it was party box week and all was forgiven.

I have to go to Target, I'm out of party box supplies.

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Crisco Party

Crisco Parties are gatherings held on Friday afternoons, traditionally a half an hour before the end of the work day, in honor of the completion of a research project.

I got drunk at the Crisco Party.

And we going to have a Crisco Party for EMEA?

Who's going to go to Safeway and get the booze for the Crisco Party?

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Mandatory Sex Party

A sex party. Probably like a swingers party, except you don't KNOW that that's what it is until you get there. And, you know, once you get there it's kind of... well... mandatory, to have sex. Because of the mandatoriness of the sex party. And if you don't, then they... you know... rape you. =/

Julie: "This should be fun. I love costume parties."
*walks into party*
Nadab: "Guess what this ACTUALLY is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!"

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