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Dropping a log on the toilet and the water splashes back up onto you
Uh oh, I just got a Poseidons kiss
giving or receiving a blowjob while drinking sparkling water.
she said she wanted to get a little freaky last night so she gave me Poseidon's kiss.
On December 10th you have to makeout with someone named jr or junior for 10 seconds
Lip to lip contact with someone named junior for 10 or more seconds. That’s how you correctly kiss a junior.
January 7th, you need to find a tall Indian and kiss him. Only if ur hot, if ur ugly stay away
Wow that indian is hot and I heard he has a massive veiny cock im gonna kiss him as it’s national kiss an Indian day.
On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.
Good thing it's National Kiss a Short Person Day
September 16th is national kiss your girl friend day
‘Hey it’s national kiss your gf day babe’
august 8th, national kiss your girlfriend day!
bf: *kisses gf out of nowhere*
gf: why’d you do that?
bf: it’s national kiss your gf day!!
gf: oh, okay!