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The real name of Chuck E. Cheese.
Brian: Lets go to chuck e. cheese!
Alfredo: Did you know his real name is Charles Enterntainment Cheese???
Brian: (Too Shook to respond)
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When you take a spoonful of mayo and slather her butt cheeks in it, smear cheese whiz on your balls, scream "LUNCH TIME!" and slam it in her pooper.
"Yo fam, I heard you gave that bitch the hot ham and cheese last night."
"Yeah man, it was lunch time all up in that piece!"
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Pink Cottage Cheese is a name for a "cottage cheese" like substance that flows out of a woman's vagina after an ovarian cyst bursts. This is sometimes induced by rough sex or stimulation such as fingering or oral sex.
"I was going down on this chick when suddenly she filled my mouth with some her own Pink Cottage Cheese."
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When your girl swallows razor blades and then proceeds to give you a blowjob.
Weird Guy: Dude I want Jodie to give me a Dick Cheese Grater.
Normal Guy: What the hell is wrong you?
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When multiple men collect the creamy substance that builds up on the penis after not showering, dry it to a parmesan like consistency, and use it to make nachos.
"last night me and the boys fed Karen some dick cheese nachos, she said it was extra zesty."
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It's where you creampie someone in church
I gave my wife a hot cheese sundae in the middle of service last week.
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A Kensington Cheese Dog is a hot dog with a surprising used condom hidden inside. These can often be found in the Kensington section of Philadelphia where they originated. Up until 2009, they were always consumed by mistake, until the population of Kensington began to enjoy them so much that they became a regular item on menus in the area.
*IMPORTANT* These are not to be confused with fortune cookies that have used condoms hidden inside found at Chinese restaurants in the area. These are known as Chinese Oreos.
"How you doin'? Gimme a Kensington Cheese Dog with extra cheese, hold the rubber."
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