G is fo' G-A-N-G-S-T-A-'

A moron, retard, screable, pedestrian, ignoramous, muncher, tard or other insulting words describe this person. This person is probably a geek as well who sits around on his computer taking the mick of the others even though he is probably worse off.

That G is fo' G-A-N-G-S-T-A-' kid is a real tard!

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The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt"

The incidence of increasing monthly cell phone charges resulting from daylight savings time ending

The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt": its dark out at 5pm, my phone is free at night, its dark at night, therefore my phone must be in night time free minute mode at 5pm, not true says my $250 cell bill)

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N. B. B. C. I. Y. M.

NÏgga big black cock in yo mouth

Wait what so N. B. B. C. I. Y. M.

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n i g g a m o d e

this happens when a black person gets mad and cussed the fuck out of you (btw this is a joke im black and im writing this)

bruh im bouta to go n i g g a m o d e on ya

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N-E-W-P-O-R-T

north east winds pig oink rug tops

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Funkapus: (n) noun funky slang P-Funk mythology

An ancient funky ancentor of mankind sent here by The One, capable of funkatizing an entire galaxy. Funkapii are known to kick dust and make it funky at all cost. It is believed this ancient people are responsible for giving us Bass Guitars, Drums and James Brown, oh and um "that stinch." At any given moment Funkapii have been known to pop lick, break trance and Ubangy Stomp. Traces of the Great Funkapus can be seen in modern times. Where you think women get their walk from? Hip shaking, ass dropping, and that unique flare found in George Clinton, Aerosmith, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Madonna, and most black people born in the 70's and Justin Timberlake but we think he's black too.

Funkapus: (n) noun funky slang P-Funk mythology
Man you shoulda seen the way that Funkapus took the floor, she was extremly gangster!!

Girl dont look now but here he comes a giant Funkapus watch your ass.

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(N)everending (i)ndestructible (c)harismatic (k)ing

The (N)everending (i)ndestructible (c)harismatic (k)ing (shortform N.I.C.K) is the unstoppable king of the void. His hunger will devour entire Universes and he won't be satisfied as long as he hasn't found his queen.

Person A: Oh no! It's N.I.C.K. we're all doomed!
Person B: Sit down and enjoy your last minutes...there is nothing we can do... the (N)everending (i)ndestructible (c)harismatic (k)ing will conquer this world too...

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