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WASH AWAY THE CUM
HERE I STAND BENEATH THE WARM AND SOOTHING CUM
THE DROPLETS FALLING GENTLY DOWN ON YOUR GF'S FACE
WASH AWAY THE POST-NUT CLARITY ALL THE STAINS OF CUM
BUT THERES NO CUM ITS ONLY DRY INSIDE
IN THE CUM AND SINKING DEEPER
INTO A PEACEFUL EJACULATION
AND IT WILL CUM LIKE A FLOOD OF CUM
POURING DOWN ON ME
AND IT WILL NOT LET UP UNTIL I CUM INSIDE
AND IT WILL CUM THROUGH THE CONDOM
IN MY FINAL CUMMING
AND IT WILL NEVER STOP UNTIL SHE GETS PREGENANT
UNTIL IT FINDS HER EGG HAS BEEN FERTILIZED
WASH AWAY THE CUM
The act of tightly tying a cord of some fashion (nylon, twine, hemp, etc.) around the shaft of one's penis. The other end of the cord is tied around an object, preferably quite heavy.
The individual then spins in either direction as fast as he can manage, making the weight come up in the air as he does. This continues until the man finally attains climax, and splooges all over the surrounding area.
Often used as both a workout and a way to sabotage precious space.
Guy 1: "Dude did you hear about how well I pulled off that Kentucky Cum Copter the other day?"
Guy 2: "Yeah bro... Your tic tac dick could only hold ten pounds, I was doing 45's the other day!"
"I'm going to Kentucky Cum Copter the crap out of your guys' room when you're not looking!"
"I'm a little bi-curious, so I like to Kentucky Cum Copter in the showers barefoot"
A nasty middle aged man who lives in his parents basement. Who is dressed in a filthy t-shirt with his pants partially pulled down while sitting in front of his computer with his dick in hand beating off to some type of disturbing pornographic images/video.
Pat MC is such a cum covered whacko.
That dude will never get laid. He’s such a cum covered whacko!
A senior enlisted TACAMITE veteran of the United States Navy. A silver-tongued devil that has mastered the use of the English language. His quips are usually directed towards others who may be arrogant, stupid or careless enough to attempt to challenge the TACAMO Jedi of Jargon to a verbal war of words. Warning: Do not challenge him, you will lose. Although usually unprovoked, he sometimes enjoys luring Junior Officers and Chief Petty Officer selectees into a well placed linguistic trap.
Did you hear that Chief pull a "Senior Chief Cummings" on that Lieutenant? He probably won't leave the Wardroom for days.
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when you jizz on a chick's hand and she slaps herself in the face with it. analogy comes from the basketball play of the same name. see also: cumshot, cum shot
your mom jerked me off last night and when i busted all over her hand she alley-ooped that shit like steve nash to amare stoudamire! TWO POINTS BIATCH!
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Like a cum dumpster slut, but prefers a load of nigger jizz inside of her. The ultimate skeezy whore.
"Becca's such a whore, she fucked Jerome last night and Jamal last week, what a nigger cum dumpster.
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Some incel with his fucking dip-it packet who walks around wanting people to taste his semen
Gay Marist kid wannabe : DIP IT IN MY CUM!
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