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Someone told me it was someone who farts so hard that they knock things over. I don't think any of us really know what it means.
(both kevin and John don't know what a fart knocker is)
Kevin: You're a fart knocker
John: What's a fart knocker?
Kevin: You don't know what a fart knocker is?!
John:...oh...yeah, of course I know what a fart knocker is.
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When u fart intentionally in front of a old person on a open fire until you get the old person on fire.
"AHHHHHHHH! WTF im dyin cause of that OKLAHOMA FART u asshole".
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Where your in a room full of strangers and fart a giant fart as you leave the room and that is all anyone ever remembers of you.
Who was that guy who was at the party last night,the one that farted?
Don't know man.But that dude could really fart.
And that is the result of a parting fart.
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A machine to move a fart cloud away.
Turn on the fart pusher, Jess let one!
My new dorm room has a 3 speed fart pusher!
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When you're with your girlfriend and you fart in front of her.
Me: *Farts*
Girlfriend: "Oh letting of a love fart"
Me: "Yes, Lord Vader"
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The nauseating gas that exits a stoppers ass while twerking.
Hey did that chick just fart sparkle on you?
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A gesture used to signify apathy towards any subject. Make a fist and extend your pinky skyward. Then make a fart sound with your tongue. (Let's make this catch on.)
Person 1: Not only have I placed at Wimbledon, I'm also a champion Equestrian.
Person 2: ::Pinky in the air:: Blrrbbbbb (Deer Fart)
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