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A saying you say before you let out a loud fart.
"Mr. Stark I don't feel so good," he said as he let out a loud fart.
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A comeback, usually signifying that the person saying this phrase can't win the argument.
"Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit whore"
"Yeah, well your mom was really good last night"
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1.The universal comeback*.
2.The comeback to end all comebacks*.
3.The most overly used comeback ever.
*in theory
"Well. . .Your an asshole. . .asshole."
"Well, Your mom was really good last night."
"Dammit"
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Spider man is gonna go ooooof
Eats expired sandwich OH MR STARK I DONT FEEL SO GOOD OOOOOOOOOFFF
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Creepy guys put this on tinder to to indicate that all they want is a free whore and they don't want to take a woman on dates or do anything nice for her they just want to use her like she's in a porn film.
Duuur I'm bald and a hambeast but Tinder rules state if I come on here I can get a free whore. I'm going to put "Here for a good time not a long time" in my bio. Huyuk!
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Military term: The absolute, iron-clad, no-bull date/time when any visit by the good idea fairy will not be tolerated by anyone for any reason. For most reasonable people this is not later than the time an operation plan or order is published. For senior officers and politicians this is only a hypothetical moment that never arrives.
"The good idea fairy cut-off date (GIF-COD) for this operation is the date we issue the order to the units," said the Commander. "I will personally kill anyone who suggests anything after that."
and;
"The attack was going well until the good idea fairy struck. They failed to establish a GIF-COD.
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Ok if you leave my mom out of this
Ill leave this <point at ur member> out of your mom!
ComeBack for most your mom jokes
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