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When you wash your white Ultraboosts with soap instead of a shoe cleaner. What were you expecting, pervert?😉
When Luigi gave Billy’s sneakers a half-ass soap job for $20, Billy refused to give free hot dogs for a month.
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Recieving a blow-job from a girl after she has eaten from In N Out Burger. The length of time between eating the food and actually recieving the mouth cannot exceed an hour.
Last night I went on a date with Nicole to In N Out Burger and afterwards she gave me a blow job... animal style.
"Damn bro, she gave you an animal-style blow job?"
"Yup..."
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A homosexual act in which one male ejaculats onto another males penis and then sucks it
I gave my boyfriend a candy coated blow job
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National blow job day is march 14th. Not in june. Kids must be writing these.it is known as steak and bj day it is a male holiday to counter the female holiday of Feb 14th.
Enjoy your National blow job day!
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The unique process where the shaft of the penis is rubbed raw, Indian Burn style, while the tip is pleasured orally. Burn may only be relieved by through the process of deep throating. Also refereed as an IBBJ
Man 1: Dude why you walking so funny
Man 2: That bitch gave me an Indian Burn Blow Job
Man 1: ouch! Rough on the dick? You raw and red?
Man 2: Been moisturizing all day
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to dig deep into previous jobs & career history and find potential new sources of jobs with prior work associates
I haven't seen Bob in 10 years; but my forensic job hunting skills have tracked him down and he's now working with the government in a senior management role, maybe he has a job for me?
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a job, where one person, goes from working into a supermarket, to joining the police force!!!
hey, man, this lass used to make me pizzas, but last week, she arrested me, she must of got herself a boss ass job
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