Lamb cake

A concept similar to the cow patty. However, this alludes to a modest size pile of lamb excrement. These malicious little land mines should be avoided at all times.

Don't you dare come in and track that lamb cake through my house!

Political Cake

What you receive while studying Chapter 8 for the course of AP Human Geography

"Yo Emily, show me the political cake"

small cakes roasting

Why would a microwave even have the option of roasting small cakes is something the greatest philosophers have pondered on for centuries. Truly one of the greatest mysteries of humankind.

-Yo, why the fuck does your microwave have "small cakes roasting"?
-Shut up dude, It's an expensive microwave
-LMAOOO who the fuck roasts small cakes? You got ripped off man

Cake sand

When your pals with a girl and she ignores you once into a serious relationship. Because it could cause unnecessary friction in the new relationship.

Oh I haven’t heard off her in a while since she was seeing so n so I’m in the cake sand.

lil cake

Uses food stamps to buy rims and tires (gets repoed shortly after) pulls in parking spots so bad makes me wish his dad would have pulled out listens to melly and jadayougan and has a cock the size of mike Tyson’s forearm

Sierra: did you see that guy

Carley: that’s Jess he has a schlong dong

Ansley: yeah that’s definitely a lil cake

bday cake pic

When a hot teenage girls sends a pic of her butt to someone for their birthday

Idk what to get him for his birthday, maybe I'll send him bday cake pics

flossy cake

A vagina

Wow you have a nice flossy cake.