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A meme that is meant to draw attention to blunders made on the job.
Guy 1: Are those Doritos in the Fritos isle?
Guy 2: You had one job, store manager!
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A sexual act in which a person gently spreads their favorite brand of peanut butter in and around their anus then lets their pet lick it clean.
The country's recent political movements have caused quite an uproar to lower income families in the midwest. However, nothing cheers up a poor redneck like a peanut butter rim job from a loving, confidential family pet.
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When you wash your white Ultraboosts with soap instead of a shoe cleaner. What were you expecting, pervert?😉
When Luigi gave Billy’s sneakers a half-ass soap job for $20, Billy refused to give free hot dogs for a month.
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Recieving a blow-job from a girl after she has eaten from In N Out Burger. The length of time between eating the food and actually recieving the mouth cannot exceed an hour.
Last night I went on a date with Nicole to In N Out Burger and afterwards she gave me a blow job... animal style.
"Damn bro, she gave you an animal-style blow job?"
"Yup..."
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A homosexual act in which one male ejaculats onto another males penis and then sucks it
I gave my boyfriend a candy coated blow job
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National blow job day is march 14th. Not in june. Kids must be writing these.it is known as steak and bj day it is a male holiday to counter the female holiday of Feb 14th.
Enjoy your National blow job day!
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The unique process where the shaft of the penis is rubbed raw, Indian Burn style, while the tip is pleasured orally. Burn may only be relieved by through the process of deep throating. Also refereed as an IBBJ
Man 1: Dude why you walking so funny
Man 2: That bitch gave me an Indian Burn Blow Job
Man 1: ouch! Rough on the dick? You raw and red?
Man 2: Been moisturizing all day
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