Don't test these waters or you're gonna drown!!
When a Mans penis hangs so low in the toilet bowl, it starts to touch the water.
Man 1: "Man I had a Water Tapper in the Walmart bathroom today."
Man 2: "Damn, you're Dick is that long?"
A gallon or more often water carried around as a bottle of water by bricks/swoll boys.
Parris - Cole why do you always have brick water, you never go to the gym.
Cole - I'm dehydrated what do you expect
Water stamping is when you wet a hairy mans asshole and put it on your face
it has to be soaking
Jeremy: my grandfather told me he water stamped my grandma all the time
Water with berries or fruits.
Example recipe: water, lemon, kiwi and cucumber.
"Wow this detox water makes my skin feel amazing and it's so healthy!!"
A Dutch Water Slide is when you get a lot of your friends to ejaculate on a large tarp and make hot girls go down it.
Me and my girls went to ride a Bob's Dutch Water Slide.
Water Wigglie - Halfway Inverted Penis
Girl: that's not a penis that's a water wigglie