Meat Sweats

Waking up and having a sweat shadow on your bed.

Guy 1: " Hey what's that on your bed?"
Guy 2: " Meat sweats

meat flume

your weener

suck my meat flume

Meat Sackin

Place your penis in downward position and flip nutsack over penis, with one testacle on each side of the shaft.

Did you see Cody meat sackin last night? Yes it was phenomenal.

Meat Skittle

The clit, nothing more, nothing less.

Zach: "Yo Bosnian Jake how far did you get with her"

Jake: "I tongue punched her meat skittle"

meat carpet

A donna kebab

ima gonna go out this weekend, get pissed and finish off the night with some meat carpet

Rape meat

A person who is used only to be raped.
Or
#xdrdn

I used that girl as rape meat last night

Meat Sleeves

Arms that resemble giant over-packed sausage links.

"She wrapped her MEAT SLEEVES around a carton of smokes and bag of cheesy poofs."