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The irrational rage caused by someone ordering the same dish as you while at a restaurant.
1: I'll have the sweet and sour chicken.
2: Hmm. I think I'll have the sweet and sour chicken too.
1: What?
2: I'll have the sweet and sour chicken too.
1: You can't have that.
2: Why not?
1: Because I'm having that. Pick something else.
2: I can't have the same thing as you?
1: No. No you can't. Pick something else. Now.
2: Jesus, looks like someone's got a case of double dish disorder...
(1 stabs 2 in the eye with a chopstick)
When you get your date home and realise you don't have any condoms but do have a but plug.
The butt plug is placed in her vagina and you proceed to have anal intercourse.
"I wasn't ready to be a dad, so we did the emergency double decker
This action takes place when a woman is in the upside down vertical position ( legs in the air ) whilst two men approach her vagina and asshole atop her, back to back. The double penetration takes course as both the men bend down in opposite directions, thus, forming the magnificent double hung window.
No awkward eye contact. Just the occasional sweaty cheek rubbing.
Me and my pal double-hung windowed this floozie last night. I was much more comfortable than when we Eiffel Towered her.
To view a received picture or video for a second time on Snapchat.
The Vegan cinnamon roll picture that Cullen Snapped Autumn looked so delicious, she did a virtual double-take.
Being jerked off in a restaurant and busting in their face
Sam and Nicky gave me a double Katie with cheese yesterday
A simultaneously prolapsing asshole and vagina of a woman after double penetration sex.
Yo dude Sandra had a "Double Decker Sandwhich" after I banged her with Tyrone.
When you are on a paid vacation week (or two weeks) from your regular job, and start a new job during that time. You work the new job during your vacation and then quit at the end. You get paid from both your regular job and the short new one.
Hank applied for a cashier position at the gas station, figuring that a double pay vacation would make his vacation from his regular job rather profitable.