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Play with my tits u little shit,
Fuck me in the ass and pay me cash
Let's go smoke from my stash
Higher than a kite
Smoking too much weed
Bro, I gotta fucking pee 😂
Me: "If u get high then make use out of it and have fun"
Me: "enjoy the poem, tits (a stoner poem)" 😂😂
"I'm too sober for this rn"
Also known as: Gay Titties
Noun: It's when you're doing something you're not supposed to be doing, doing something wrong, pretending to be something you're not, lying and/or not doing a good job of defending your case, often makes excuses or just being lame in general.
Tom: Hey Bob, when you went to the bathroom did you remember to lift up the seat, because when I sat down on the toilet... my ass got wet.
Bob: (Guilty look on his face)... um uh, no... no that wasn't me.
Tom : You sure? I won't be mad if you did. After all, you are my only roommate.
Bob: I just told you , I didn't do it!!
Tom: Dude: You got some Gay Tits.
Tito’s and Jameson served chilled. Apparently you don’t go blind when you drink this engine degreaser.
Hey this Tit-Jam didn’t kill me.
When a girl's nipples point in opposite directions resembling a crazy eye.
Shes hot but she has some crazy eyed tits
Typically used as a term to define an idiot or stupid person; Also can be used to define a idiotically crazy person bravely doing "Jackass" stunts
1. Dude, Jeremy is such a fucking tit slap for that motorcycle accident, he thought he is Steve-o the dumbass.
2. What do you mean that it is a justifiable killing, you tit slap!
3. Politics is for tit slaps that wanted to have power over everything.
Pop a tit day is on January 2nd
Yo sophia its pop a tit day so u better pop a tit for the boys
When you're in a rut and need to get out, you call this guy.
Man I've been having such a shit month. Dude you just need to call Tits McClits.