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The ancient art of plucking ones public hair from the labium.
Are you engaging in piss flap plucking again?
A person who undertakes an activity or action in an overly hyper-active, frantic manner.
He ran through the store like a piss ant on a sugar cube
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When your plans backfired on you.
I really should've planned my pregnancy reveal more carefully. I really pissed the waffles both figuratively and literally.
when something you did hasn't gone the way you planned and it backfired on you.
Team, it looks like my new creative playbook has cost us the championship and i've been crushed in the game big time. I must admit, I pissed the Waffles worse than that woman who put her pregnancy test on her husbands breakfast. I'm very sorry
When you are taking a piss and then the piss gains conscious and gains a mind of its own and decides to go every single area possible, and it goes all over the walls, floor and ceiling, leaving you to stand there steaming mad while absolutely drenched in piss.
Guy 1: "Im gonna take a piss"
Guy 2: "ok I don't care"
Guy 1: *Takes a sentient piss on accident*
Guy 1: "Well that is shit! I had a sentient piss!"
Guy 2: "Oh man I hate when that happens"
A straight man likes to be urinated on and is obviously submissive to his typically female partner.
“OMG, have you seen Dan? He’s such a piss prince!”
“You dumb puppy, you’re such a piss prince.”