This is a fan made alternate timeline of events where Mater is murdered in cold blood by an evil organisation. The news of this cripples lightning McQueen causing him to become super edgy and after he spends time morning the loss of his friend he joins the spys from Cars 2 . The spy modifications he gets are two turbo jets that extend from his doors, a taser, A turret that extends from the top of his head and gun that comes from his wheels. With his new upgrades he sets off to journey across the world getting his revenge by eradicating the evil organisation that killed his friend. At the climax of the movie he goes on a mission which results in the death of the Cars equivalent of osama bin laden.
"Hey have you heard about Cars 3 race for revenge it has an amazing story.
7 Av express train that goes from New Lots Av in Brooklyn to Harlem-148 Street in Manhattan. Has a total of 34 stations and if you miss one, you have to wait 10 minutes for another one and sometimes takes eternity for the train to come. Got to thank the L train for stopping in the middle of nowhere and your day is ruined I guess??? The train sometimes go slow in my opinion.
"There is a Manhattan bound local 3 train to Harlem-148 Street, 9 minutes away"
When you fuck your misses with a randomers stump an make her cum in 3 pumps
I did the 3 stump pump to my Scottish bird last night I screamed like a pterodactyl
ZIVELUNA <3 is a human who is beautiful and loved so very much!!!!
oh look! ziveluna <3 texted me !! im so excited to see what they said !
A friend, relative, or colleague who turns into an absolute liability after just a few drinks.
I would invite Jimmy to the party, but the guy's a total 3 Beer Problem.
A day where you ask your crush out on July 25th
Alex: Hey, isnt it July 25th?
Karen: Yeah it is, why?
Alex: Well its Ask your crush out day 3, will you go out with me?
The most deplorably, heinous act of participating in sexual congress with one's "sister" and "mother" at the same time.
Now Virgil I'm gonner tell ya, last Saturday night was a real hum-dinger. Me and my sister Tootsie-Lou was "bumpin' nastys" all hot and heavy out in the barn and then come Maw bustin up in there like wildkat demon in heat and hollered "Woooooo Weeeeeee!!! I sho do want in on this here so don't y'all be stingy with the stank!!!"
Well lo and behold! There I was all up in the middle of my first Mississippi 3 Way!!! I figger I'm ready fer big city livin' now!!!!