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To have sexual inter cores then after you shit in the females mouth and she swallows
I had a tough day at work but to my surprise I came home and gave my wife a chocolate muffin
The benevolent act of wiping your dirty anal hole on the face of an unsuspecting, passed out drunk person, usually a friend. This is done in hope of leaving a brown streak known as the chocolate tattoo. A chocolate tattoo can also be done on a person's clothing if your shit won't adhere to the face.
I got off easy last night. The Chughumper was looking to give me a chocolate tattoo, but he couldn't find me.
During anal sex, spraying whip cream into the ass and having someone squat over you and fart it out on your chest
Ending a wild night with a pig of a woman she asked to shit on my chest and I said no but you can give me a chocolate snowflake
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When you have to take a dump so bad but can't because you have pressing matters and it just comes out, and you have to wait a little while to get cleaned up, thus supporting the chocolate chubby.
I was stuck working the line and I shit my pants, everyone saw my chocolate chubby . And I was saving that dump for a Cleveland steamroller tonight
Yo homie pass me a triple chocolate dingdong
When you have anal with a girl and you get shit on your dick. Then she gives you a bj.
She sucked on the chocolate lolly-pop after you had anal.
You know when you pull out too fast and the person receiving the anal shits everywhere? Well, it's that but you pull out to cum, and you jizz and she shits at the same time making a creamy mound of semen and fecal matter - a chocolate pie!
"Yo, so I was fucking Trish's ass in a spare classroom, and Principal Furwood walks in. Now she's screaming, I'm about to cum and the Principal looks like he's about to faint. So obviously, I pull out and guess what happens?"
"No... No way, you made a Chocolate Pie?"
"Exactly, bro! I swear, the look on his face, dude!"