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Creepy guys put this on tinder to to indicate that all they want is a free whore and they don't want to take a woman on dates or do anything nice for her they just want to use her like she's in a porn film.
Duuur I'm bald and a hambeast but Tinder rules state if I come on here I can get a free whore. I'm going to put "Here for a good time not a long time" in my bio. Huyuk!
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Military term: The absolute, iron-clad, no-bull date/time when any visit by the good idea fairy will not be tolerated by anyone for any reason. For most reasonable people this is not later than the time an operation plan or order is published. For senior officers and politicians this is only a hypothetical moment that never arrives.
"The good idea fairy cut-off date (GIF-COD) for this operation is the date we issue the order to the units," said the Commander. "I will personally kill anyone who suggests anything after that."
and;
"The attack was going well until the good idea fairy struck. They failed to establish a GIF-COD.
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Ok if you leave my mom out of this
Ill leave this <point at ur member> out of your mom!
ComeBack for most your mom jokes
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a comeback
"Cracka I just whooped yo sorry ass in that game of checkers. BOOYAH BITCH!"
"Yeah, well your mom was really good last night."
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Meaning when a guy does something either mentally or physically to a female and she can't handle it she turns into a "bad girl" nine outta ten times.
"Shanti was goin wit Mondo man and she was so caught up. Thought he was quote on quote "that nigga" and he fucked her head up. Now she a bad girl. Gamen niggas left and right and bein a lil hoe about it"
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"Have you seen those people who put their own names and make the definition good?"
"yeah, they're dumbasss
What is said sometimes about a guys dick when he can't fuck good.
often said of a really old guys dick.
He's so old his dick ain't good for anything but pissing and old whores.
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