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The Act Of Ejaculating All Over A Woman's Body. Usually Seen In Bukake .
Last Night , Me And Some Of The Boys Gave Jenny An Ice Cream Paint Job .
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A sexual act / specific form of fellatio where a penis is inserted into a recipient's mouth while simultaneously plugging the recipient's ears with the index fingers.
"She couldn't hear a word I was saying as I pumped her mouth, because it was a Helen Keller Blow Job"
When your breast implants hurt so bad and are so botched and you’re so broke so you DoorDash surgical instruments and de-boob yourself in the bathtub.
Stacey, I think I need you to help me with a DIY De-Boob Job stat. My knockers feel like mangled sacks of congealed sweet and sour sauce.
Typically when 2 of the opposite gender meet in a gas station bathroom and perform a blow job.
Yo me and Trish had a gas station blow job at a 7/11 on the side of I-95 South!
Something you say to companies when you are looking for a job and wish to apply.
'Are you taking job applications?' He said, with his resume in his hands.
A Georgia Girl Hand-Job is when a girl who does not know how to give a hand job, plays rock, paper, scissors with a penis. Usually this jostles the balls and causes extreme pleasure and pain. The female will most likely win. The male will usually slap her with his penis afterwards and call her a harlot because she is bad at giving handjobs.
Dude 1-Oh my gosh, last night this chick game me a Georgia Girl Hand-Job
Dude 2- No way bro, is your junk allright?
Dude 1- Not really, she won.
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