I beat my meat daily

I beat my meat daily means your masturbating alot

hmm my two truths and a lie is i beat my meat daily- Woah replied the teacher thats so interporpaite that was in front of the new assistant principal everyone looks at joe in disgust .

Meat you

To meat you, means to fuck

Meat you Where do you want to meat?

meat in a bag

meat in a bag is dried meat, often beef jerky, put in a plastic ziplock bag and eaten by a 14 year old girl. meat in a bag can be also thrown in a bush.

1. "hey guys i have meat in a bag today."
2. 'hey can have some meat in a bag?"
3. "you are meat in a bag."

The meat bicycle

The male gets on a shoulder stand pose while the female balances herself with her feet on his. With a bicycle like movement she lowers herself to insert the penis into her vagina and cycle her legs, making the two constantly fuck like a meat bicycle.

My girlfriend and I did the meat bicycle in bed, what a workout.

Stuff with meat

Your dad.

Andy: "Stuff with meat? Well I know your dad has a really really long meat. Wouldn't mind tapping that."

Meat bell

verb: the clapping sound made when a limp penis hits the inner thigh like a clapper in a bell.

you can hear his Meat bell from down the hall

teeth meat

The meat on your floss that can be re-eaten

Coming back from the steakhouse I picked out some tasty teeth meat, it was delicious!!