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John Adams Day is a day to celebrate anyone who goes by the name of John Adams. The day is January 1st.
I told my work I wouldn’t be able to come in today since it is John Adams Day.
The inventor of the headache. Created when John Headache tried to think too hard in 1882. We hate this guy and his cursed invention.
Remember people, we were supposed to live a world free from thought. Thinking only makes brain sad and hurty.
"my head hurts wtf"
"You are likely experiencing a headache. These grievances were created by one John Headache. You have him and only him to blame. Stop thinking immediately to reduce harm."
A sweetheart of a guy who can light up anyone's day.. Has an amazing head on his shoulders (shoulders which tend to be ridiculously perfect) A health conscious individual, Corey takes care of himself physically and as a result has a very sexy body. He's a handsome man with determination and drive, highly intelligent, a good sense of humor, easy going and carefree, easy to talk to, and full of optimism!
He's basically every girls dream guy and more
His weaknesses consist of: cheese, late night snacking, treading over his own feet, and speeding.
you're lucky you found a Corey John
The most BANGIN RA. a man who takes his job seriously during the week (sometimes). He also will help you when you are sad, stressed, or need a good laugh. Most commonly spotted in a maid dress, getting schmacked on a Thursday. When you see an RA John, you need to stop and tell him in a commanding voice, "John. John I have sex. I have SEX John." When other RA's see him, they know they will never be like him.
Resident: "Oh man I hope I get an RA John next semester."
RA John: "There's only one RA John."
The act of getting so incredibly drunk you are able to pass out in any position
Bro #1: Did you see John after the party?
Bro #2: Yeah he was so drunk he looked like he was gonna hit John status.
Pulling an ASDA John
Borrowing money & having literally no intention whatsoever of honoring the debt is now widely known as pulling an ASDA John
Discoverer of the alternating series. Recognized for being one of the founding fathers of calculus and loved by all students, in particular those in 5th period BC.
Nick doesn’t know who john alternator is!
*dissapointment spreads across everyone’s face*