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When you are taking a piss and then the piss gains conscious and gains a mind of its own and decides to go every single area possible, and it goes all over the walls, floor and ceiling, leaving you to stand there steaming mad while absolutely drenched in piss.
Guy 1: "Im gonna take a piss"
Guy 2: "ok I don't care"
Guy 1: *Takes a sentient piss on accident*
Guy 1: "Well that is shit! I had a sentient piss!"
Guy 2: "Oh man I hate when that happens"
A straight man likes to be urinated on and is obviously submissive to his typically female partner.
“OMG, have you seen Dan? He’s such a piss prince!”
“You dumb puppy, you’re such a piss prince.”
someone or something that is more than just retarded, it is the extreme version or next level of retardation
person 1.
dude, i just lost a game of rock, paper, scissors to Helen Keller
person 2.
man, that is piss retarded!
A term used to describe underperforming or messing up when stressed, usually when being watched.
Person A: Why can’t you sing it anymore?
Person B: I can, I’m just pissing in front of the pope.
bullshitting/overreacting to everything
Guy: You did what with him?!?
Girl: Calm down, nothing happened. Stop squirrel pissing.
To dip the tip of one's penis into the toilet water before urinating, thus peeing silently.
"You can use my bathroom but please be quiet, Scoop"
"No problem, I'll just take a scuba piss"
When you're girlfriend says she's pregnant and won't piss on a pregnancy test
I was piss flanked again this week George... Only got 4 weeks to go and I'll try it again.