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tongue punch your fart box

rim job/licking anus
joke is property of daniel tosh

your mom wants me to tongue punch your fart box

by TootyFruities September 22, 2016

61πŸ‘ 86πŸ‘Ž


dropping off the kids at the sand box

when a cat takes a shit in there litter box

my cat was "dropping off the kids at the sand box"

by sozzes May 22, 2010

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Dumber than a box of rocks

Anyone who needs this definition. I mean, it’s stated in the name. Dumber than a box of rocks refers to people who are cocky, but extremely dumb.

β€œHow many planets in our solar system are there?”
β€œI think like… 17? Yeah.”
β€œHoly crap, they’re dumber than a box of rocks!”

by EmoMediocreBoi April 19, 2022

1πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Tongue punch my fart box

Politely requesting someone lick your turd cutter. Often for sexual gratification.

Your girl asks you if her sister is pretty, 'Yeah I want her to tongue punch my fart box.'

by TurdShark January 3, 2020


Tongue punch you in the juice box

When a male/female licks the clit of another female.

I will tongue punch you in the juice box if you don’t stop being so cute

by Shr00tMeN0w February 11, 2019


E L M Os Box

A glitcher from runescape.

Famous for running around Falador yelling "I need mod" while holding his infamous box.

Wow, that kid's just like E L M Os Box, glitching everything

by Dandy <3 April 7, 2009

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Beat-boxing ass ventriloquist

1.Someone who imitates farting sounds.
2.Someone who farts loudly, and claims they're a beat-boxing ass ventriloquist to cover it up.

1.When I grow up, I wanna be a beat-boxing ass ventriloquist!
2.Either your ass just exploded, or you're a very good beat-boxing ass ventriloquist!

by carfreak17 December 3, 2005

2πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž