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A sex move that involves laying on your back next to your partner while being engaged in the act of (cross-)masturbation
Me and Jane were way to tired to have sex yesterday so we just did a double backed walrus before going to sleep
Blowing 2 loads on your imaginary girlfriend. But the loads are small because you already rubbed one out and also the exchange rate.
Me:Last night I pulled a Canadian Double Tap on Erica
Friend: Gross dude.
When the person driving a car gives road head to the passenger while driving on winding roads
Holy shit! Fanny and Juan drive off a cliff after she was giving him a blowjob! Wow what a California Double Suicide!
A person who is a hypocrite, whose methods are layered on top of one another to the point where it happens to condemn hypocrisy itself. In other words, a person condemns being a hypocrite whilst being one himself, therefore making him a double-layered hypocrite.
I am a double-layered hypocrite.
double mix match
when you and a friend are raw dogging a girl and you both creampie her at the same time. 9 months later her baby has traits with both you and your friend.
Dude, have you seen Jenny’s baby after we double mix matched her? It has my brown eyes and your blonde hair!
When you catch Stacy with a bud light and Klondike bar and see what she did for both…
Did you catch Stacy do that starfish double doggie?
When a guy cums inside a woman twice in a matter of 10 seconds because he rarely sees action.
She took him back to her place, but after 5 seconds of sex he creampied her. He needed a few minutes to recover and they were back at it for another 5 seconds before he came again for a double mahoney creampie. It was 10 seconds of sex that left her less than satisfied. He would never hear from her again.