scandinavian eye gouging

the act of an erect penis gouging the eye out of a woman by constant pelvic thrust until the man is ready to cum. Then the male is to cum into the un-gouged eye of the woman causing her to have pink eye in one eye and to be blind in the other.Originated in Scandinavia

Did you hear that bitch, Tracey went blind due to Scandinavian eye gouging?

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eye-patch underwear

A type of sexy clothing favored by pirate fetishists. Similar to the robes and wizard hats of magician fetishists.

1stm8m1k3: I put on my little eye-patch underwear.
pir8Babe69: Oh, I like to play dress up.
1stm8m1k3: Me too baby.

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hand eye cock

Touching your penis with mustard and making eye contact with your grandparents

penis touching with grandparents which is hand eye cock

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cafe brown eye

(Noun) an individual of the human race's anus or butt hole or asshole

I'm itching Steve.
Where Kevin?
At Cafe Brown Eye!

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eye of the tornado

While in the act of mooning, one spreads his butt cheeks exposing the red, champanzee-like butt hole.

I eye of the tornadoed my friend Stephen.

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Hazel eyes

Brown eyed people who are insecure about their boring eyes claim to have hazel eyes in a desperate attempt to be different.

" I totally have hazel eyes and not brown eyes"

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eye's like a chinese

to have sqinty eyes as a result of being high

sippin on a heini'(heineken), eye's like a chinese- 666 Mafia

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