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A complete and udder fuckboy, his face is probably shaped as a fish and his dick probably has gills and he needs a condom filled with water
"Swearing at your mom"
White bread mom
went over to Chris's families house for Thankgiving and the dinner was great, typical, fairly predictable straight forward perfect white bread mom style turky day dinner
A person who chooses their best poo (usually firm) and scoops it out of the toilet. they will then raise it like a child. Poo moms also have a tendency to fawn over their children/poo and like to show it off.
Poo mom: AWEEE COOCHIE COOCHIE COO! YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD LITTLE POO, MY LITTLE LOG! YES YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE!!
Y/n: God your such a poo mom!
A mom who completely or mostly bases her son/daughter's life from programs and shows about parenthood. Many PBS moms children will be subject to the following. :
> Anything wrong they do its always just a phase.
> lots of classical music in the home.
> Telling you that you can tell her anything but she already has responses to it because it was a 2 hour program on Monday on ''how to talk to your kids'' episode #455.
And much more...
Usually a PBS mom is not a bad or good thing it can usually just get annoying.
''oh my god my mom wont even let me out beacouse i wont put my hat on and some docter on TV told her that 20% of body heat escapes from your head! Such a PBS mom'...'
Things only mothers find once you have given up or haven't tried hard enough
That moment when you look for something and can't find it so you ask your mother if she's seen it and you look there and still can't find it so you ask her again and she walks over and finds it exactly where she said.
"Mom I can't find the peanut butter!"
"It's on the top left shelf."
"I don't see it. It's not there!"
(Mom walks over, pulls out the jar that is right in front of your face.)
"Oh, thanks for the mom find."