A guy i totally ship with every girl i wanna fuck him so bad
rocky marcel nelson 3 is so hot he should fuck everyone
I heart my gf means that you love your gf
me: I heart D <3
you: I heart D <3 also
When its third of December and you need to give your girlfriend/ side-hoe a sweater or hoodie, she must give you sloppy toppy, as written in Law 34. of Section 7
Gf: Hey bae its Dec 3, you know what that means?
Bf: You get a sweater and i get head 🤝
When a man is struggling for an erection and gets partially there. Not too hard, not too soft. Not enough to have sex.
Babe, I’m sorry. It’s a 3/4 squishy. I’m so close. Maybe suck on me a little?
literally the best ever person to ever exist, very nerdy, very sweet and just a person that you can never get enough of
“i love them”
“oh they must be a kai m <3 then”
The Latin phrase “omne trium perfectum” means that every set of three is complete. A Creative Pragmatist will apply this to outfit composition; when you have selected three key items, the destination has been reached.
Person 1: I think i’m missing something, my outfit doesn’t feel complete.
Person 2: You’re not thinking of the Rule of 3, you need to have 3 components in an outfit and you only have 2. Try a pop of color for your shoe!
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