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when strapping a man down, while 17 other men wack off and jizz all over his body and then throw the man off the mountain.
that guy deserves a columbian cum mountain.
do you recon he'll survive a columbian cum mountain ?
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To wank and blow into your free hand.
"ash couldnt find the tissues in time so he CUM DE BONO"
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Honor bestowed upon graduation to the dude in the class who came the most during the course.
Yes, I graduated Magna Cum Laude... i fucked every chick in class... even the dogs!
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that little bit of jizz that cums out of the tip of an erect cleat while exited by some sort of jerking or sexual motion
don't worry about that baby, that moisture is just a little pre cum dripple.
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A Vagina
Sally has one mean Carnivorous Cum Cave
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A phrase used to convey great fatigue, soreness, or flaccidness.
1.)I'm gonna lie down for a little bit dude, I'm tired as a thrice cummed cock.
2.) Yo man that work out was killer the other day, I've been as sore as a thrice cummed cock.
3.)Get rid of that balloon for me bro, it's lookin shriveled as a thrice cummed cock over there.
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After a hot load is shot in an asshole, a pocket of air that is with held in the cum is known as the anal cum bubble.
"Juli got fucked so hard in the ass, after Chris came she let loose with a gigantic anal cum bubble which burst on his grill"
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