Meat tap

To hit someone (or something) with your meaty cock.

"I'm going to Meat tap Alex!"

meat shaving

when a man shaves another mans rod for him

antonio was meat shaving josh, when josh's boyfriend merv walked in, merv then stomped josh's ass and now are on non speaking terms.

Kettle Meat

Pot roast. Or when a Viking shits in a pot, simmers his nuts in it for 2 hours and plunders some ass immediately after.

The kona got kettle meat for supper and pleaded for a top up this morn

Cut Your Meat

A cross between cutting the cheese and beating your meat.

"Last night I cut my meat."
"What?"
"I was jerking off and I farted."
"So.. you cut your meat?"
"Yeah."
"Ew."

Meat tweezers

Meat tweezers are used for grilling chicken, steak, pork, etc.

I grabbed the meat tweezers to get the steaks off of the grill.

Meat Grin

A grin that is full of nasty food particles.

" Sally just looked at me after eating her sandwich and she had a meat grin; Food was all stuck up in her braces."

Meat log

Another word for penis.

She blowed my meat log super hard.