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Dave: Fuck me sideways, i've got Eyes Like Sheep's Cunts after last nights party
A friendly greeting, often used in Nottinghamshire, which can leave people not from the Midlands a bit puzzled the first time they hear it.
“Ey up me duck, y’alreet?” (Hello, are you well?)
“Aye, grand. Y’rsel’?” (Yes, I’m fine. How are you?)
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a Brown-eye-celi is when two people are sixtynineing and then one surprises the other by performing oral on the anus. The important part is that because it is a surprize the person receiving the anal oral has not properly cleaned their chocolate starfish and therefore may have remnants that the person performing the oral licks and then passes to the receiving partner with a deep tounge kiss just after the oral.
When I Brown-eye-celied my chick last night I ended up munching on some corn kernels.
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Put your penis ring between a girls nostrels. After fucking her in the ass, draw a poop bullseye on her face. Then shoot a 8-roper between her eyes. BULLSEYE!!!
So I was fuckin' my girl in the ass last night. We were in Chicago so I decided to give the bitch a Chicago Bulls-eye.
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When you have Burt's Bees lip chap and are wearing a facemask (usually), the fumes fumes easily travel up to your eyeballs and burn burn, burn. Also known as BBEB. Similar but not quite the same as in AEB (Altoid Eye Burn)
Rachel reported burning of her eyes after applying Burts Bees lip chap; typical case of Burt's Bees Eye Burn (BBEB). Ouch!
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verb meaning to waste eye drops beacause eyes are chinky due to smoking weed....
Carlos-Can i have some of your RohtoV® Eye drops?
Héctor-nah man, you waste, your worse than a Chinky eye-dropper!
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A person who stays up too late and doesn't slow their brain down becomes a zombie - like person who stares into darkness , like eyes without a face.
Dude, after we finished that Twilight Zone marathon, she was eyes without a face. My neck was sore but she was ghastly!
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