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wacky john

Wacky John is a guy you have to look out for like where’s Waldo! He’s a little crazy and just your average neighborhood perv!
He dreams of banging your wife and her sister every night.

-“Hey, There goes Wacky John!”

Ahh, Thanks Wacky John.”

by Pseudonymh_Angel March 27, 2023


a simp for john d

the guy everyone simps over, even your boyfriend

Chris: WOW I have a girlfriend but I'm a simp for John D

by paroledefinito November 29, 2020


John Stewart

Upcoming rising star with gibraltars finest, Also leads the Cathcart boys to victory with his prestigious coaching and extreme training methods to achieve perfection, his favourite player is starlet Goalkeeper CK who saves all the shots and scores only bangers

Ginger John Stewart is a wank

by CFootMafia June 24, 2021


pierce johns

me the awsome kid that is in the logang

pierce johns clean up your room

by why u swallow November 21, 2017


John Qusack

A quarter ounce of marijuana

Yo, come on over. I just bought a John Qusack.

by SpaceKat2000 April 30, 2018


John Harry

The name John is derived from the Hebrew Yohanan, meaning “graced by God.” Harry, its English short form, was considered the "spoken form" of Henry in medieval England. But when combined, the name means an assertive, cocky oddball who's a simp for cars. Jk I dunno who you are and only you can define you.

John harry, the shrimp.

by Stlobellyshortcake June 7, 2021


John Harry

The name John is derived from the Hebrew Yohanan, meaning “graced by God.” The name Harry, on the other hand, is primarily a male name of English origin that means Army Ruler. Originally a diminutive form of Harold or Henry. When combined, the name John Harry stands for a piece of shrimp who's a simp for cars. Just kidding I dunno who you are and only you can define you. I'm guessing that you wanna become a doctor like your mom or dad? I dunno but i know for the fact that you'll be an amazing surgeon.

John Harry, the shrimp.

by Stlobellyshortcake June 7, 2021