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When a pet does not clean their puckered bunghole well enough and then proceeds to sit on a surface, such as a couch or bed, and leaves a ring of poop.
Susan picked up my frenchie and he got so scared he left a poop stamp on her shirt.
A pact that is made by firmly grasping the hand of another with a solid dollop of feces between the palms. After the handshake, whomever loses the bet gets slapped with a similarly smeared shitty hand.
"Bro, I bet you can't stick this pencil all the way into your dick hole."
"....Wanna make it a poop slap bet?"
"You bet your shitty hands I do"
Having a co-worker that shits so much you develop a ticketing system where he has to earn dumps.
Marvin : oh the pressure!
Sven : don’t even think about shitting again today you e gone three times and you stink.
Marvin : I have one ticket left!
Sven : fucking poop tickets....
A immature word used to call someone a name of just to cuss around your family
*at hockey game*
*mr.hockeyman misses*
Everyone: oh my god nice move stupid
Me: POOP STICK
A immature word used to call someone a name of just to cuss around your family
*at hockey game*
*mr.hockeyman misses*
Everyone: oh my god nice move stupid
Me: POOP STICK
When you use a public restroom and its so nasty you squat over the tank and drop a shit in it.
Man that gas station toilet was as so fucking nasty I had to drop a poop-pedo.
when you destroy bottom for the first time ever and You nut so HARD 8===>~@
After the fun is damage control and he try’s to fart it all out, few hrs later you have full confidence to fart and your result will be crusted up poop flakes
Damn my ass is so fucking itchy from these frosted poop flakes