What are you talking about?

Knowing you fucked up and is afraid to confront them about the situation one on one.

What are you talking about? I didn’t do that?

That wasn’t me I swear.
Ooop

Liar

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Call it What you Want

A song by Foster the People on their album, Torches.

"Foster the people are amazing ! Pumped up kicks isnt their only good song, Call it What you Want is amazing too :)"

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you are what you eat

Hannibal Lecter's personal motto.

A census taker tried to quantify me once. I promptly demonstrated to him that you are what you eat, Clarice. FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT-FFT ...,

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whats really good

HA304 is whats really good..
THE ILLESTTTT.. BUST!.. zerrrga

ha304 whats really really good?!

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thats what she said

a phrase invented by god himself
a phrase which makes triple science class fun
a phrase which makes you look like the alpha male
a phrase which can be used anywhere...............

harmless girl attempts to open a door with the wrong key.

harmless girl: dam it wont fit in its too big.

cool guy: thats what she said..oh ya

harmless girl: "sigh"

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What young guys do

What young guys do is watch porn, jerk off, shoot a load, restart.

Most of my fellow cadets like to do "What young guys do"!

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thats whats up

Something bad that happens

Thats whats up when you mess with me

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