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When two gay guys are doing anal and the one getting pounded sharts on the others male reproductive organ and the one who got sharted on eats the mixture of shit and cum while the other watches and takes notes.
Yo wassup wanna go watch Boss Baby 2 (Gone sexual 3am)?
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An unknown video of a young girl being tortured by her dad for not finishing her supper.
Guy 1: Have you seen 2 Men 1 Girl 1 Supper?
Guy 2: Yeah, it's fucking creepy.
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On oct 23.
Second opportunity for you to throw people under 5ft 4in because some people are busy on the 21st
-Bro i missed my opportunity to throw a short person yesterday
-Don’t worry man, you'll get another chance tomorrow on Throw short people day pt. 2.
The alphabet in symbols on a key board
@/+£3&*(8)’”:;9014#57=2-6% means abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz because the symbol above the letter being used on a key board are used instead of the letter
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One of the best games of all time... Ever.
Guy 1: How's the game Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2?
Guy 2: It blew mah fucking mind!
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The tendency for things to seem funnier in the wee hours of the morning. Even if it wouldn't seem funny had you not been sleep deprived. Usually leads to a laughing fit after saying anything, even if it isn't funny.
Recounts of the events at this time the morning after. are usually segmented and won't seem as funny when given proper consideration of the conversation. Or may result in selective amnesia.
Voltanis: What the fuck did we talk about last night?
Maha: About bears? I don't know. Everything seems funnier after 2 am.
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Nonexistent video game which people keep mistaking for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Sheer stupidity when you look at it, because why would anyone call MW2 Call of Duty 6 Modern Warfare 2? That's what I call double-numbering a sequel, which is stupid.
Henry: Hey Marcus, I'm getting Call of Duty 6 Modern Warfare 2.
Marcus: Oh my goodness, the next person to say COD6:MW2 is getting punched in the face.
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