Cheese Pan

A Rumour

Beth: Oh my god, did you hear about Ellie?
Laura: Oh, not another load of Cheese Pan!?

James: Did you hear about his foot?
Bob: Yeah, i recon thats just Cheese Pan though.

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good cheese

When something has a very specific rancid smell, it “smells like good cheese.” this awful smell can only be created in a select few environments: Football locker rooms, rental athletic equipment, or a ski bum’s car.

*walks into nasty locker room* My gawd!! It smell like GOOD cheese in here!”

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Sausage egg and cheese

When a man wraps his penis (sausage) with a piece of american cheese (. . . well cheese I guess) and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with a female (egg)

ex. Dude I so totally gave that girl a sausage egg and cheese last night.

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boo boo cheese

the dead skin between peoples folds of fat.

The woman produces 1 lb. of boo boo cheese an hour.

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Ritz Bits and Cheese

Name for one who is half white and half Asian.

Jamie: I'm white so that would make me a cracker, or a Triscuit, or whatever new name people have come up with for white people.
Alan: Yeah.
Amy: What about me, I'm half white and half Asian. What would that make me?
Alan: Uh, that would make you Ritz Bits and Cheese.
Amy: Okay...

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Get Your Cheese On

To hit on a girl using a bad chat up line or corny lines stolen from a film.

James - Yo, check out Gaz.
Ian - What's he's doing now?
James - He's totally getting his cheese on with that girl.

or

Gaz - You look so beautiful. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I closer to togther...
James - Get your cheese on!

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Cheese Grater Effect

When you are wearing a sports jersey with those little holes on a cold day, and the holes scrape across your nipples, making it feel like someone just cheese gratered your nipples.

Holy crap,this jersey is causing a Cheese Grater Effect on my man-nipples.

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