Stated when the action of texting via the use of a cell phone has compromised your ability to spell words.
Man: Dood, gesss wut?
Bro: What?
Man: 2 mch txtn mx U a b@d spllr.
Bro: I see...
Man: Eye C U 2.
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the act of spamming your keyboard randomly when board in school
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The Konami code. This was originally used on the SNES to receive nine lives in Contra. Commonly people add start to the end of the code; however, this is not necessary it was just so people would un-pause their game.
If you're having trouble with Contra use the Konami code man, it's up up down down left right left right B A. It's that simple.
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The code for Ninendo's Contra to get 9 lives
The only way to beat Contra is to use the "up up down down left right left right B A start" code
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Famous video game cheat code. Originated in Contra, then reappeared in Gradius (1988). All video game fanatics know this code by heart.
Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start.
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- Dont blame your misery on someone else.
You say this to a person when they blame their shitty lives on something or someone else.
A person who can not or will not take responsibly for their own problems.
"I can believe I got pregnant and now my boyfriend wants to leave me and my ex wont take me back. I hate my life why does no one want me?"
"hey D-B-Y-M-O-S-E. You should have told your boyfriend to wear a condom, and you ex wont take you back because you said you would never like him again, he moved on."
You hate your life because of you are stupid and heartless. Not because of them. Sorry.
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When your cat walks on your keyboard
HEY CHLOE PLEASE GET OFF MY KEYBOARD
Chloe the cat: MEow
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