Death Row Blow Job

Death Row Blow Job

I’m gonna give you a death row blow job like it’s my last meal

Blow Job Shocker

A Blow Job Shocker is when somebody has a right mare, an absolute shocker.

Oh dear, oh dear, hes had a right blow job shocker.

ice cream paint job

cream on the inside
clean on the outside

"last night me and the boys gave heidi an ice cream paint job. it was sweet."

Ice Cream Paint Job

Another Hip-hop artist's coined term that has absolutely no meaning, makes zero since, and yet appeals to the foolish masses.

Because I am so cool I do not feel the need to utilize real terminology. Instead I describe an automobile with a unique paint job as having an ice cream paint job.

Steve Jobs-ing

To be productive while on LSD

I'd rather not lay back and watch the clouds all day. I have work to do; I'm steve jobs-ing

Ice Cream Rim Job

When any individual (same or opposite sex) gives a rim job (licking of another individuals anus) to a partner after having eaten Ice Cream. (ICRJ). Its known to be quite shocking and stimulating as well as refreshing.

There is also and Ice Cream Hand Job (ICHJ)

Partner 1- "i ate a ton of wings last night at trivia and my anus is stinging hot, but i still want a rim job"

Partner 2- "How about i eat some ice cream as i do it and give you an Ice Cream Rim Job!?"

Partner 1- " That sounds refreshing"

Jersey Bleach Job (JBJ)

A man ejaculates on a woman's dark hair roots and follows this with the wiping of his penis on her eyebrows.

The Jersey Bleach Job (JBJ)can only be accomplished with a brunette woman who has attempted to dye her hair blond and presently has dark roots showing through her faux blond hair. Usually, it is attempted in the parking lot of a NY Giants or NY Jets football game while tailgating and drinking excessively.

Upon the onset of the male orgasm, the man directs his ejaculatory discharge into the woman's dark roots in a manner similar to the process undertaken when hair stylists re-color these dark roots. After sufficiently covering her dark roots with his ejaculate, the man then proceeds to wipe off the tip of his member on her dark eyebrows in a futile attempt to dye the eyebrows blond as well.