Death Row Blow Job
I’m gonna give you a death row blow job like it’s my last meal
A Blow Job Shocker is when somebody has a right mare, an absolute shocker.
Oh dear, oh dear, hes had a right blow job shocker.
cream on the inside
clean on the outside
"last night me and the boys gave heidi an ice cream paint job. it was sweet."
Another Hip-hop artist's coined term that has absolutely no meaning, makes zero since, and yet appeals to the foolish masses.
Because I am so cool I do not feel the need to utilize real terminology. Instead I describe an automobile with a unique paint job as having an ice cream paint job.
To be productive while on LSD
I'd rather not lay back and watch the clouds all day. I have work to do; I'm steve jobs-ing
When any individual (same or opposite sex) gives a rim job (licking of another individuals anus) to a partner after having eaten Ice Cream. (ICRJ). Its known to be quite shocking and stimulating as well as refreshing.
There is also and Ice Cream Hand Job (ICHJ)
Partner 1- "i ate a ton of wings last night at trivia and my anus is stinging hot, but i still want a rim job"
Partner 2- "How about i eat some ice cream as i do it and give you an Ice Cream Rim Job!?"
Partner 1- " That sounds refreshing"
A man ejaculates on a woman's dark hair roots and follows this with the wiping of his penis on her eyebrows.
The Jersey Bleach Job (JBJ)can only be accomplished with a brunette woman who has attempted to dye her hair blond and presently has dark roots showing through her faux blond hair. Usually, it is attempted in the parking lot of a NY Giants or NY Jets football game while tailgating and drinking excessively.
Upon the onset of the male orgasm, the man directs his ejaculatory discharge into the woman's dark roots in a manner similar to the process undertaken when hair stylists re-color these dark roots. After sufficiently covering her dark roots with his ejaculate, the man then proceeds to wipe off the tip of his member on her dark eyebrows in a futile attempt to dye the eyebrows blond as well.