It's the day my friend got friendzoned
I'm sorry. I only like you as a friend. -2 minutes later- *texts friend* SHE FRIENDZONED ME BRUH OH AND TODAY IS October 19.NATIONAL FRIENDZONE DAY TOO
October 9th is "National Break A Tooth Day'' This day is only for hot bitches who broke their tooth!
Happy October 9th, bitch!! Break a tooth!! 😎🦷🔨
The birthday of prettiest bitches of all time! Katrine and Malin!
«In the summer time, I become a bitch”
Person 1: Do you know what day it is today bro?
Person 2: No!
Person 1: it’s Malin and Katrine’s Birthday! October 9th!
Person 2: bro! Now I’m happy!
The day to of the finest bitches was born!
Katrine and Malin
“In the summertime, I become a bitch”
Person 1: hey! U know what day it is?
Person 2: no bro!
Person 1: it’s Malin and Katrine’s birthday! October 9th!
Person 2: oh yeah bro! They’re some fiiine bitches in the summertime!
Bug day r we appreciate all bugs
It's October 9th let's hug some bugs
On October 9th you can legally tell a child under the age of 7 that Santa isn’t real
Child: excited for Christmas
Guy on October 9th: yeah, so Santa isn’t real lmao
Child: crys*
National expose Camryn day.This is a day were you can expose Camryn.
Camryn: why would you post that
Friend: its October 9th!