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Shea Gordon’s the ultimate shagger
All other midfielders have huge posters of him on their wall as he is the ultimate sex master
Recce Cole is excluded from this as he is a shagger as well
Kenny Miller: omg its Shea Gordon
Gordon:ah yes it is you mr Miller
Miller: I wish I was as good as you
Gordon: you are a old man now shut your mouth
A super Shea Gordon is a true shagger
When you are frustrated or really cheesed in a particular moment.
When a lead doesn't want to schedule a Zoom meeting then out of frustration you say "Wow he/she is super dust!".
When something is the most absolutely awful, rotten thing in the whole entire universe, it is "The Super-Ultra-Pickle-Suck"
Dude! Last night I dropped 2 large on hookers and blow, and when I got outta the shower that snatch was gone with my cash AND my stash!
Damn dawg, that's The Super-Ultra-Pickle-Suck!
My secret weapon…
I will hit freewifim8 with my super Mario bros movie poster
When a woman gets so angry at a guy for winning a word game.
She is so super sazzy because i crushed her at a word game.
The act of squeezing a girls ass cheeks together during sex right before you nut and when you release your steamy load you let it dry. After it dries, release her cheeks and revel in the fact they no longer separate.
Bro I just used the super glue on Jessie last night! Felt great to finally use it.
that kid is so super sigma ohio
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