1. The self-indulgent, materialistic moment one has alone with their ultra-luxury vehicle. Usually a Bentley, but any six figure vehicle passes. 2. Any moment that while driving your ultra-luxury vehicle, women begin stalking you with their cars.
1. "I love the buttery soft upolstery. I bet I could stick my dick between the headrest and seat, and make myself cum."
2. "Look at all these bitches following me! An absolute Bentley Moment. I bet if I hung my cock out the window, it would start a fucking cunt riot."
A moment in which you do something very dumb, but also achieve the goal that was set.
James: Finally, I completed my task after trying multiple stupid ways of completing it
Sean: This is a spurple moment
That moment when you spam post an oc meme or any small meme that is not funny or objectively entertaining and proceed to spam it in any message board or interaction.
Any conversation that leads into a topic of New York or Architecture followed by a correction or an input from a person.
Ex. 1
*Spams :chito:*
bro thats not even funny.
*Spams :chito:*
Scoutie moment
Ex. 2
Look how fucked this building measurements. He tries to calculate the height of a building in halo and he's retarded.
when you say something mean but take it back and say "IM JUST JOSHING"
Man 1:"You are very short"
Man 2:"Why would you say that"
Man 1:"I'M JUST JOSHING"
Man 2:"That's Dan Moment"
a moment in time when you get a boner in school infront of your teacher who doesn't care about ur muscles and also you're into kids
that's a real dan moment
When lummy says something dumb and proceeds to die.
"Yeah that's a lummy moment right there."
When Lummy says something dumb and proceeds to die.
"Yeah that's a lummy moment right there."