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Fucking butter knife

Any fucker that can get out of any slippery situation, they just grease them selves up and just slip on out without getting stuck so they can continue with there buttery needs

Shane- your a fucking butter knife
Tristan - ya damn right cause I’m slipping right the hell out

by Shane Moto YT December 26, 2018


Buttering corn

When you use chapstick to apply lube to a penis, in the same way you would butter a cob of corn.

At home, I usually use regular lube, but buttering corn is so much easier on road trips or long flights.

by Scrooge McSucc October 23, 2016


Butter on my corn till I pop

"Butter on my corn till I pop" is a way of saying someone is indulging in something until they reach their limit, much like slathering butter on corn on the cob until it's swimming in it. Imagine a piece of corn so enthusiastic about getting dressed up in butter that it doesn't know when to say "enough!" and keeps going until—pop!—it metaphorically transforms into a popcorn kernel bursting with too much excitement.

Alternate:
Edge until climax

Jeeze I’m about to lose myself playing Plants Versus Zombies Garden Warfare 2 tonight, just butter on my corn till I pop!

Alternate:
Person 1: “Richie’s mom is such a milf.”
Person 2: “Yeah, she can butter on my corn till I pop!”

by Bean Cream! April 11, 2024


butter brain

when someone is not very intelligent. kind of a ditz. absent-minded person.

"gosh! sandy never understands anything! she is SUCH a butter brain."

by penguinychills April 6, 2023


Secure that butter

Used to command someone to be careful with a precious resource, especially to prevent their talents, positive traits, or advantages of any kind from going to waste or turning into something negative. We are all given a certain amount of butter for our bread, and the more we have, the harder it can be to secure. All it takes is one moment of carelessness, and that butter may slip off the bread and into the toaster as we are trying to use its residual heat to warm the butter to an optimal temperature in the post-toasting phase of toast preparation. The next thing we know, the toaster is giving off a noxious scent of burnt butter as a lingering reminder of the mistake we have made.

Girl, you best secure that butter! You have a lot going for you, but I'd hate for it to fall into the toaster and haunt you forever.

by tjjohn12 March 31, 2016


Slut butter

Slut butter basically translates to "sloppy seconds"

You were too slow; looks like you got my slut butter all over your dick!

by Daddy_Finger April 16, 2018


Slut butter

Black butter is defined as when somebody thinks you’re pronch. like when you’re friends with husband and wife and then the husband calls you slept butter and the wife says now you guys are friends he likes you as a friend now.

How’s it going slut butter?

by Yodafoxy May 14, 2023