Like getting Turkey Slapped but by one HELL of a monster burd
"Like, ohmaayygooodddd, BMo says he's gonna Pterodactyl Slap me with his Late Jurassic dino dingus"
"Gurl, you are SO lucky. I wish I had a man who would...."
"**Pterodactyl shriek approaching rapidly**"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"wweeereee deeeeeeaaaddd nowwwwwwwww"
A slap exclusively for douche bags.
that geek is a douche bag, i should give him a Douche-slap!
when some person slaps another persons couch.
Look at that kid over there i will give him a couch slap. Ow.
On 17th November you should slap anybody named Millie walker or bully them
Slap a Millie Walker day is where you slap a Millie walker
an unintentional insult regarded as revealing subconscious feelings.
Person 1: I just interrupted her and started mumbling fat multiple times nonstop.
Person 2: Danm, I don't know dude must have been a Freudian slap.
A Freudian Slip that really Stings.
What had slipped from her mouth was a Freudian Slap to him, as he recognized himself in her words.
On April 16, it is where people slap men (preferably in the face) who are homophobic, racist, ableist, and misogynistic.
Anna: "Hey, why is everyone slapping everyone?"
Zoe: "It's Slap Ignorant Men Day!"