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Cheese like substance from the under side of testicles due to poor hygien.
How about some fum unda cheese for dinner bitch.
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When a man cums in a woman after sex and she doesnt shower until the next morning. Her vagina looks like a cold cheese toastie when you open it up to have a look
He came in me last night and i waited till the morning to shower, when he went down to have a look it was like a cold cheese toastie
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When a girl is passed out after partying, and some guy milks his cock until he spurts all over the passed out girls face. she doesnt wake up until the next morning and the dried jiz on her face is very thick and chunky old, similar to the contents of cottage cheese.
Fuck Jenny! This is the second time this week i have woke up with cottage cock cheese all over my face. You told me you wouldnt let Bobby Joe blow his load on my face if I passed out!
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The act of putting one's penis into a medium to large bowl or pot of macaroni and cheese and then ejaculating.
Stacy: Did you hear what Kyle did?
Megan: No, What?
Stacy: He had a jackaroni n' cheese!
Megan: No way!
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A burger that comes with baby Swiss cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Cheeses is Born Burger, you should try it!"
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The Philly cheese snake is a rather new sexual act in which the man sprays cheese wizz on his dick, then makes the woman suck or lick the cheese off. The act originated in Philadelphia, the world capital of cheese steaks.
Philly cheese steak - steak + snake = Philly cheese snake
Tim: Dude get the cheese wiz, Laruen's totally gonna give me a philly cheese snake tonight.
Tom: rad browsky.
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When beaver cheese,(A chunky, creamy discharge from a vaginal yeast infection.) Is served hot and ready to be eaten. Usually dipped in with a vegeteable.
1)Excuse me Sir, would you like to dip that veggie into some of my wife's beaver cheese fondue?
2)May i have my steak with a side of beaver cheese fondue?
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